Jokes & Quotes

Random and searchable short advice slips from a fixed database, no key required.

Returns random Breaking Bad character quotes as JSON, one or several at a time, no key needed.

Hand-curated Chuck Norris jokes: random, by category, or free-text search, no key needed.

Randomly generates a nonsensical corporate-jargon phrase via one GET endpoint.

Magic 8-Ball style fortune responses, including a sentiment-biased mode and multiple languages.

Random comedic insults from a curated database, returned as JSON, XML or plain text.

Quote of the Day plus a searchable, user-curated quotes and authors database, with favoriting/voting.

Random or character-specific Game of Thrones quotes, plus house and character rosters.

Returns a random programmer/geek joke as JSON from a keyless GET request.

Searchable database of 50,000+ jokes and 450,000+ memes, plus gifs, insults and word-funniness scoring.

Serves a large library of dad jokes as random, by ID, as a Slack message, an image, or via search.

100+ curated quotes from Indian entrepreneurs with author bios, LinkedIn links and company data.

Returns random or lookup Italian-themed jokes by ID or subtype, from a small curated joke set.

Curated joke database with categories, language and NSFW filters, served as JSON, XML or YAML.

Serves programming, misc and dark jokes with filters for category, type, and content flags.

2,300+ meme templates plus AI-written captions from a text prompt, via a free keyless REST API.

A single endpoint returning one random Kanye West quote as JSON.

Random or searchable team-radio and interview quotes from F1 driver Kimi Räikkönen.

Random and multi-language quotes from the Lucifer TV series, by character.

Random general, knock-knock, programming, and dad jokes as setup/punchline JSON pairs.

Random and quote-of-the-day endpoints from a curated database of quotes by author.

Over 1,000 curated design and UX quotations, served as WordPress posts over REST.

Random or daily trivia facts in English or German, sourced with attribution links.

Random or keyword-searchable quotes from Ron Swanson, the Parks and Recreation TV character.

Random and searchable South Park character quotes from a fan-run open-source API.

Single-endpoint API returning a random stoic-philosophy quote with its author.

Returns random or numbered quotes from the Stranger Things TV series, about 106 quotes total.

Unofficial database of quotes, characters and episodes from the TV show Supernatural.

Over a million famous quotes with authors, categories, daily quote-of-the-day, and shareable quote images.

Daily-rotating jokes, haiku, quotes and RFC facts, plus live crypto prices, from a solo hobby project.

Random and daily inspirational quotes from notable historical figures, JSON, no key required.